love is an illusion
sex is a game
guys get the nice parts
girls get the pain
he claimed that he loved me
he swore he'd be true
when the dot turned pink it was
"to hell with you"
ten minutes of pleasure
nine months of pain
i'm laid up in bed
with a baby to name
my father was a bastard
my mother was a whore
my child, you wouldn't be here
if the condom hadn't tore
(originally told to me by my friend Melissa)