April 26,
2000
American Beer is Like Sex in a Canoe. . .
it's f*cking
close to water.
*looks at the title* My gawd, what am I thinking? O_o *sigh* Well, this is one of my philosophical deals. And, if you couldn't guess, it's about sex. Yes, this ain't for the kiddies. What are they doing here anyways? This site's for people who can handle things like this. if not, for the love of Jah, click here.
I have discovered that there are three very different ways that people approach the act of sex. I'll break it down by what they are called.
"Making love." "Having Sex." And "F*ing."
Let's start with the one I hate the most. F*ing. This is probably the worst one of the lot. I really hate it when I hear someone say it in reference to sex. Especially when talking about the person they did it too. I note that too. A person who uses this phrase almost never thinks of it as a "we" thing. It's "I f*ed so and so." Most people who use this phrase are not in the relationship for anything else. If there even is one. They tend to brag about it, talk about it, and wave it in someone's face. Sometimes literally. I'm sorry, but the last thing I want to hear of is how many beds you can break or the number of condoms used (or not used ¬¬) or any other other various, rather stomach turning details about what went in where and etc. They rarely think of it in terms of loving or caring about the other person. *snort* Perhaps they do not. I don't believe so. Various other ways to show this is the level you see it is "boinking", "screwing" and other sorts of really lewd things that make me feel like I've accidentally come across someone's sick XXX site.
Then you have the middle ground. Having Sex. Geez, this covers a lot. This can range from just above f*ing to just below making love. Details can be anywhere from vivid to muted, and so can the emotions involved. I consider this to cover most short term to long term relationships. There is most of the time a "we" perspecitve on things. Mebbe so. Mebbe not. And most of the time, at least someone cares about the other person. Like I said, this covers all the middle ground. A lot of it. I could never fully cover all that is covered by this.
Then you have what I think is the best way. Making love. This is the creme de la creme. This is when you love this person. This is when you can't think of being with anyone else. This is the pinnacle, people. This is the real deal. This doesn't need words, doesn't need details, doesn't need anything. You don't have to tell anyone what you do...heck, you don't want to. And afterwards, you feel real good. Like you've danced with an angel. Hell, you don't have to do it every day. Just the thought of the other person sends shivers up your spine, makes you think of love songs, and gets you all warm and fuzzy inside....(not like that! ¬¬) This is all about "we", "us"--either way, there's no distiction. This is what Boyz II Men meant when they sang "I'll Make Love to You." This is the stuff that romance novels and fairy tales are made of. This is Romeo and Juliet, Tony and Maria, Cinderella and her prince.
The last one is what I want. I'm a virgin. What, you think I got this from experience? Nope. Just observing what I hear, see, and note in other peoples relationships. And I have seen people who have been hurt badly because of it. They never got past making love. Some never got past f*ing. That's why I only believe in making love. Only my husband will get that from me. ^_^ And only then will I soar with angels.
Now, if you read all this, and you're not mature enought to not go crying to mommy, then you should have left a while back, you little twit. I gave you the link!