"Wolf, you are charged with unlawful entry, distracting a girl in the woods, setting a flower trap, separating a night hat from a gown, and impersonating a gramma. These are very serious crimes that can result in the loss of Wii privileges and no more pirating for a period of up to five months. And as a Woodswoman, I have every right to write you a ticket and present it to Neth and have her enforce this to the fullest extent of Woodspeople Law!"

"Oh NO! Not my WII! I'll be good!"

Photo album created with Web Album Generator